Spring is just around the corner!

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Just in case you haven't seen it all before:

Summer 99

December 97

January 98

February 98

April 98

May 98

Winter 98-99

Spring 99

1996 Finals

So, what are you doing here?

Let me guess -- You want to see muscle, right? Apparently you are not alone in this. The options laid out before you are breathtaking indeed:
  • Video clips of muttering hulks in someone's panelled rec room
  • Hundreds of hunks, most too good to answer your e-mail
  • Real people -- potentially even more depressing....
  • Why should you send us pictures when you've got your own 24-hour webcam and a small cult following? Because they can't give you what we can: appreciation through ridicule! And by the way, exercise some restraint with those silly steroids. You know who you are, and so does everyone else.


    The Flex Ratings -- We are not free to choose what we must love.

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